Show off your patriotic spirit and sense of humor with our 'I Used To Be A Gun Owner, Until The Boating Accident' t-shirt! This graphic tee makes the perfect retirement gift for dad, grandpa, or any retired gun lover who's traded their firearms for nautical gifts and the right to bear dad jokes. Celebrate their newfound freedom with one of our funny shirts that proudly proclaims their love for America and their now-soggy Second Amendment rights.